Best New-to-Me - December 2021

 At the beginning of December I wasn't quite sure how this month would go. I knew I would have some time off, but I also had some traveling planned. We've been able to get back to the theater a bit, but now Omicron is surging through the city. In the end I wound up watching a lot of movies - mostly at home - and kept on watching really terrific stuff right up to the end of the month. 

Navajeros (1980) - An absolute scorcher of a juvenile delinquency film restored beautifully as part of 

Severin's Quinqui Collection. Navajeros stands on its own as a thrilling, nihilistic journey into the lives of street kids in post-Franco Spain but both it and the collection serve as an amazing introduction to a genre of films I was mostly unfamiliar with. 

Mill of the Stone Women (1960) - This one was put on my radar by the fine folks over at the Unsung Horrors podcast and I knew that Arrow was going to release a fancy version of it sometime this year. So I was stoked to see it pop up on Arrow's streaming service and gave it a shot - it knocked me flat! An absolutely stunning blend of Hammer-esque mad science, gothic horror, and Italian delirium. This is a film focused around a carousel consisting of wax figures of infamous murderesses - how can you not love that? Even cooler was that Arrow included Kat Ellinger's visual essay on Stone Women which adds another layer of richness to the experience. I might have to grab that disc.

Paranoia/Orgasmo (1968) - I watched all four of the Umberto Lenzi/Carol Baker gialli in December but the first one remains my favorite. I think even Lenzi would characterize some of these more in the thriller or noir tradition than what we usually understand as giallo but I'll leave that debate to others. What I will say about Paranoia is that its story of a wealthy widow being seduced and terrorized by a couple of young bohemians comes off with the same intensity as some of my favorite 80s-90s erotic thrillers. Lenzi's signature visual style is very evident and his use of a recurring pop song is chillingly effective. I was also a fan of So Sweet...So Perverse which despite its title is actually less sleazy than the other three. They all feature fairly high production values, quality actors, and made me desperately want to travel again - maybe next year.

High Crime (1973) - This has been on my Poliziotteschi wish list for ages but I've been avoiding less than stellar copies of it streaming online. I was very happy to come across a clean, letterboxed copy on YT and it absolutely delivered. Franco Nero lights up the screen no matter what he's doing and he plays the maverick cop as well as anyone. Enzo G. Castellari has to be one of my favorite action directors in history and this has some terrific chases and shootouts - all set to music by the prolific de Angelis brothers. Interestingly this was edited by Vincenzo Tomassi who also edited many of Fulci's better films - he's got an interesting style and it really works here.

Walking the Edge (1985) - I picked up a copy of Fun City Edition's disc of this underseen Robert Forster revenge thriller. It's tough not to refer to this as the L.A. Vigilante but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. Forster is terrific in this and it's a wonderfully scuzzy portrait of the City of Angels. For Twin Cities area folks who might be reading this, the Trylon Cinema will be screening Walking the Edge in January - do not miss it!

Limbo (1999) - Another absolutely killer treatment of a shot-on-video nightmare from AGFA. Tina Krause is more well known for her exploits in front of the camera but Limbo is ample evidence that she had the chops and the determination to bring a unique vision to life. A surrealist vampire tale that evokes Lynch-ian weirdness as well as functioning as late 90s time capsule. Limbo was highly recommended in the latest Bleeding Skull book which has led me down some wonderfully weird rabbit holes this year.

Silent Night, Bloody Night (1972) - I don't think of myself as going too nuts for holiday horror movies - okay I did go to screenings of Black Christmas and Blood Beat this year - but I have been meaning to catch up to this one for a bit. I've heard it described as a slow or uneven but I found it to be exactly the kind of regional horror gem that speaks to me. Stylistically there's a little bit of everything - narration, sepia-toned flashbacks, POV shots, freeze frames, rapid fire editing - and then there's the cast! I'd naturally watch Mary Woronov drink tea for 90 minutes but name me another low budget horror film featuring the likes of John Carradine AND Candy Darling. Wild.

A Warning to the Curious (1972) - I had seen the BBC M.R. James adaptations crop up on folk horror lists for years and figured we might as well give the Ghost Story for Christmas series a shot - both old and new. We didn't watch everything but this is my favorite of what we did see. Cold, windswept seaside, isolated protagonists, ancient legends, dark secrets. The mood of the piece really worked for me and the necessarily reserved approach made the fleeting glimpses of horror larger in my mind's eye. It's very different but I have to say I also really enjoyed this year's installment - The Mezzotint.

Evil Under the Sun (1982) - Ridiculously overstuffed Christie adaptation that I had a blast with. Diana Rigg and Maggie Smith sing a duet - do I really need to say more?

Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror (2021) - Speaking of overstuffed - I received my copy of the awe inspiring folk horror box set from Severin Films. The first disc contains Kier-La Janisse's exhaustively comprehensive documentary detailing all different aspects of the genre - even at 3+ hours I couldn't get enough. I was familiar with a lot of what was covered - but like most of us mere mortals I was furiously adding films to my watch list as it went. This documentary completely unmoors the idea that folk horror is restricted to a handful of British films and makes a very convincing case that there is an international history of making films according to this mode of storytelling. Much, much better than the school of "remember this?" horror documentary films that have dominated the space over the last few years.

Eyes of Fire (1983) - Diving right into the set is this restoration of Avery Crounse's debut(!) feature. Eyes is a spectacularly WEIRD daymare boiling over with striking imagery, practical effects, optical effects, dark fantasy, Christian cults, colonialist paranoia, and frontier survival. I very nearly watched a fuzzy vhs rip that has been around for years and I'm so glad I held off for this version. I'm excited to check out the alternate cut as well.

The Demon (1963) - I hopped forward in the set as Il Demonio was one of the films I was most excited to see. I'm still gushing over it days later. It somehow manages to blend formally stark black & white compositions, a nearly documentary approach to the folk and Catholic traditions of rural Southern Italy, and moments of stylized, expressive horror that could be compared to Bava's work. It's all firmly rooted in a stunning, physical performance from Dahlia Lavi - who plays a tragic villager condemned for possession and witchcraft. This prefigures Don't Torture a Duckling and The Exorcist in interesting ways and could end up being my pick of the set. The featurettes on the film and Lavi are solid as well.

Best New-to-Me - November 2021

It's that time again to recount my favorite new-to-me films I watched over the last month. After going relatively hard on horror movies in October - I really wanted to just follow my own whims in November. I still ended up watching quite a few horror flicks but it was nice to branch out a bit. All respect goes to those who go straight from Shocktober to Noirvember but I yearned for cinematic freedom. I did manage to watch some noir-adjacent stuff that shows up below. 

Singapore Sling (1990) - Incredibly lush, beautifully stylized, intensely mannered, utterly repellent. 

This was a title I had some familiarity with though it took a recent mention from a friend and the Live at the Death Factory podcast to nudge me towards it. I found it absolutely magnetic but it is not an easy watch by any stretch of the imagination. It is surprisingly pretty for the amount of bodily fluids on display. 

Rome, Armed to the Teeth aka The Tough Ones (1976) - Ferocious "city on fire" style poliziotteschi featuring the incomparable Tomas Milian as an evil hunchback and Maurizio Merli playing his usual maverick cop who just can't take it anymore! Wall to wall action, terrific music, and the Grindhouse Releasing blu-ray is a fantastic set. I should really pick up their The Beyond disc.

Siege (1983) - Incredibly taut Canadian grindhouse thriller. While the cops are on strike - a crew of right-wing vigilantes takes to the streets resulting in a string of murders at a gay bar. The lone survivor hides out in an apartment building and this literally becomes a siege film not unlike Assault on Precinct 13. The new restoration looks amazing - would love to see this in a theater.

Symptoms (1974) - Another moody British masterpiece from José Ramón Larraz. Wonderful autumnal vibes and a fascinating performance from Angela Pleasance (Donald's daughter). It's a slow burn portrait of increasing neurosis but I found it genuinely disturbing in parts.

Images (1972) - I realize that I should have seen this a long time ago - but it's never too late to see a great movie. More neurosis, more autumn/winter countryside (this time Irish), more tweed!

The Black Tavern (1972) - A wintertime kung-fu movie that pits a series of totally wild villains at each others' throats in an attempt to rob a wealthy official. Hidden identities, emergent alliances, inevitable betrayals, cannibalism, hopping corpses, whips within whips, a guy who looks like Elmer Fudd in What's Opera Doc, and seriously gory fight sequences. 

The Forbidden Photos of a Lady Above Suspicion (1970) - This frequently gets called a giallo and maybe it is but it's less of a murder mystery and more of a thriller in the vein of Les Diaboliques in my opinion. Either way, it's not terribly explicit but it is a visually and sonically opulent Italian feast to curb your eurothriller cravings. I definitely need to watch Ercoli's other stuff.

Tenement (1985) - Another building under siege movie - this time in the Bronx. I watched a few of Roberta Findlay's 80s movies this past month and Tenement is probably the best of the bunch - though I really did enjoy The Oracle. I'm really hoping to pick up the blu-ray for this one so I can listen to Findlay's commentary filled with her open derision for the cast, her own work, and for those of us who still pursue it. 

The Cool Lakes of Death (1982) - I sought out this film - and compelled my film club to watch it - largely based on the title and the cover image. I'm not proud of that but this is a beautifully rendered Dutch period piece with some genuinely surprising moments. Well worth your time.

The French Dispatch (2021) - So far my favorite part about The French Dispatch is that upon hearing about it a couple of years ago I read a bunch of mid 20th Century New Yorker articles and loved them. The film itself didn't connect with me entirely but it's visually impeccable with an outrageous cast and one that I will possibly appreciate more with subsequent watches. Anderson essentially sticks a bibliography in the credits and that's the kind of nerdery that will always speak to me.

New York Ninja (2021) - The maniacs at Vinegar Syndrome found an unfinished ninja movie from the 80s, stitched it together, and recorded all new dialogue and music. It's ridiculous, it's confounding, it's a lot of fun to watch with some pals. I HEART NINJA

Serie Noire (1979) - French Jim Thompson adaptation with an incredible lead performance and expert use of cinematic language. This is darkly comic in parts but not a laugh riot. It is one of many 70s films I've watched and thought that the Coens must have certainly been somewhat influenced by it.

Clan of the White Lotus (1980) - Relentlessly entertaining Gordon Liu/Lo Lieh joint that looks absolutely gorgeous. The fight scenes are so much fun and Lo Lieh hangs out in giant golden dragon bathtub. I'd like to see every movie theatrically but this one would be very, very cool on the big screen.

Five Dolls for an August Moon (1970) - Mario Bava directs a bunch of gorgeous jerks on a Mediterranean island being terrible to each other and dying Agatha Christie style. This isn't necessarily "must-see" Bava, but it's Bava so probably see it.

It's Nothing Mama, Just a Game (1974) - David Hemmings sleazing it up on a Venezuelan hacienda as a rich kid sociopath who subjects local women to a variety of demented ordeals. It's a terrific setting, Hemmings is unnervingly convincing, the rest of the cast is excellent, and the ending kicks ass.

The Mystery of Chess Boxing (1979) - All (Ghost Face) killer, no filler. Mystery of Chess Boxing opens with a terrific credit sequence of kung fu action on a xiangqi board and never takes its foot off the gas for more than a few moments. Who are these people? Why are they fighting? When did that guy get killed? There's no time to answer your impertinent questions - there is only chess and fighting and some comedy fighting and training and more fighting. It can get a little exhausting but I can't complain when I'm having this much fun.

Auntie Lee's Meat Pies (1992) - Karen Black, Ava Fabian, Pat Morita, and Michael Berryman star in a ridiculously fun trashfest that's part Motel Hell and part Dr. Caligari. That's really all I need to say, go watch it already.

Best New-to-Me - October 2021

 It's with a touch of melancholy that we bid farewell to spooky season proper. The end of October hardly means the end of my horror movie watching for the year but it does mean the end to being able to see your interests reflected just by walking into the grocery store for a while. This year was notable in that I participated in my first ever HoopTober challenge instead of just doing my own thing, that I was able to return to the theater for some watches, and that I participated in #Horrorgivesback via the Unsung Horrors podcast (which you can still donate to as of this posting). I think I got in a nice mix of older and newer movies and managed to knock off some watch list items that have taken me years to get to while re-visiting some old favorites. Per usual, I will only be discussing what I liked best out of the new-to-me watches - and limiting those to the ones I watched in October - but feel free to check out the entire list: https://letterboxd.com/mplsmatt/list/slashing-through-hooptober-2021/

Inugami no tatari/Curse/Curse of the Dog God (1977) - Japanese folk horror from psychotronic visionary Shunya Ito. While this doesn't achieve the same heights as the Female Prisoner Scorpion films it's filled with striking imagery and genuinely creepy sequences. The film does meander a bit but it manages to take on both modern industrialization and old superstitions without really endorsing either. This absolutely needs a restoration and is ripe for rediscovery by a broader audience.

Vampyros Lesbos (1971) - No kidding, right? I'm still playing catch up to all kinds of things and that includes Jess Franco. I was never that interested in his films when I was younger after watching Oasis of the Zombies so it's only in the last couple of years that I've been watching one here and there. Vampyros has so far been my favorite Franco film to date. Sunbathing vampires, erotic floorshows, kites, scorpions, Istanbul, the color red, robotic transmissions, and an absolutely smoking score. Looking forward to more.

Night of the Demon (1957) - I've been meaning to watch Jacques Tourneur's horror classic for years now and I just never seem to find the time for it. Aesthetically and atmospherically impeccable - Night of the Demon is deeply evocative and effective even without the arresting supernatural sequences. I do wish we got more of those sequences though as they're absolute magic. If I had a quibble with this one it's that Dana Andrews' skeptical Dr. Holden already comes off as arrogant and overbearing but is made more so by the fact that the audience witnesses supernatural craziness before he's even introduced. I do prefer the more ambiguous take of a film like Night of the Eagle - which would make a stellar double feature.

The Black Cat aka Demons 6 (1989) - One day I will do a write up on my favorite non-sequitur Italian sequels and this movie will surely rank among them. This Black Cat - not to be confused with Fulci's Black Cat or the dozen other movies sharing the title - is somehow a spiritual follow up to Suspiria and Inferno, an entry into the legendarily convoluted Demons series, and according to some title cards an adaptation of Edgar Allen Poe. I'm not sure about the last bit, but it is a mainline injection of late 80s Italian chaos magic. Bold colors, exploding torsos, lasers, heavy metal, lots of cat footage, and buckets of goop. Pure, lovely craziness.

Titane (2021) - I haven't listed a ton of new movies since I started doing these but Titane was one of the most exciting theatrical experiences I've had in a while. Beautiful, great music, gleefully transgressive. Probably best of the year material.

Lamb (2021) - Who's blog even is this? Haunting, atmospheric, certainly melancholy - Lamb stretches the horror designation until it's largely unrecognizable but delivers on a dark tale very much centered on real fears and anxieties. I would also make terrible sacrifices to protect that lamb girl.

The Burning Moon (1992) - Another long suffering watchlist denizen. I caught this as part of a group watch and it truly lives up to its reputation. Besides the off-putting post synch sound, this is an impressive SOV production that shows real attention to detail and craft even in the non-gory elements. However, it's the gore that's the real highlight here. The finale "hell scene" is absurdly gruesome and filled with the kind of horrors you wish haunted houses actually delivered on. The fire effects are ambitious and include a living person in motion, one bathtub corpse, a decapitated head, and no less than two crucifixes bursting into flame - and a burning moon of course.

The Living Dead Girl (1982) - Speaking of gore, this has to be one of Rollin's gorier efforts. However, he manages to imbue it with an emotional substance and gothic longing that you rarely get from on screen gut munching. There are some attempts at light comedy that I could really do without but it's an absolutely gorgeous film.

Primal Rage (1988) - You're going to want to bump this to your next Halloween viewing list. Experiments reviving primate brain cells result in a baboon infected with some kind of rage virus - sound familiar? - that when unleashed on a Florida campus results in gory chaos. This has some trappings of an 80s sex comedy and probably one of the best 80s Halloween dances on film. Umberto Lenzi has a writing credit for this and Claudio Simonetti did the music so it's the best kind of bonkers.

Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters (1968) - This was my Halloween matinee choice and I ended up really
loving it. Despite the title, there are probably not enough scenes with monsters but the ones you get are fantastic. There are a couple towards the end shot in beautifully evocative slow motion featuring dozens of monster/apparition designs. If you like weird Japanese supernatural stuff - this seems like a home run.

The Snake Girl and the Silver Haired Witch (1968) - This is a weird film that definitely has a children's entertainment vibe - particularly with the focus on the main girl and her narration of events - but it's also surprisingly grisly. The effects are cheap looking but there is a ton of visual creativity at play - the various nightmare sequences are genuinely eerie and the use of obvious puppets caused me some cognitive dissonance enhancing the overall effect. I'm not sure that everything in this movie makes much sense but it took some cool narrative turns and the climactic scene is TENSE.

Abby (1974) - The fact that this film got buried under litigation is truly criminal. Yes, this is a Blaxploitation Exorcist rip-off but there were dozens of possession movies in the 70s and this is a particularly fun one. The cast is great with Carol Speed, William Marshall, Austin Stoker, and Bob Holt as the voice of the demon. Shot in and around Louisville, Kentucky it has a terrific regional independent quality and though the budget was modest, the most is made of what they had. It would be great if this got a restoration and could be screened in front of audiences again.

The Psychic (1977) - I've been re-visiting or finally viewing a chunk of the Fulci filmography and managed to fit this one in. I've always heard mixed reviews of The Psychic and I think that's largely due to comparisons to his other gialli. It doesn't possess the acid-test insanity of Lizard in a Woman's Skin or the ferocious cultural criticism of Don't Torture a Duckling (though it does borrow that wild dummy drop). Still this is an incredibly lush giallo that takes a lot of the genre stylings and turns them all the way up to eleven. The music is cranked, the cameras sweep and zoom, there isn't a huge body count but there are some satisfyingly gruesome moments. Recommended if you're a fan.

The Funhouse (1981) - Another filmography hole finally filled! Tobe Hooper really had a unique lens into American familial dysfunction. Aside from strained family dynamics this is an absolute carnival ride of a film - a half wrecked calliope lurching around the fairgrounds spewing cotton candy and small engine exhaust. I had a blast.

Ghosthouse (1988) - Somehow sold as a sequel to Evil Dead 2 this is closer to an Italian stab at Poltergeist. Ghosthouse offers a wild mix of amateur radio enthusiasm, spectral kids, creepy clowns, exploding jars and lightbulbs, casio beats, inexplicable hitch-hikers, psycho caretakers, maggot-y grim reapers, and a slew of competent and sometimes surprising gore effects. Also at one point the floor gives way to corrosive ghost milk filled with skulls. You know you want to watch it.

Patrick Still Lives! (1980) - Completely unauthorized Italian remake/sequel to Ozploitation slow-burn Patrick. For some reason I thought this would be zanier but it is kind of a scumbag watch with a seriously sleazy take on the tale of a comatose psychic. I loved it but don't yell at me if you manage to catch it. 

The Mansion of Madness (1973) - Absolute stunner from the director of Alucarda. This does get a bit chatty in parts but I found it consistently engaging and surprising. Would make for a terrific theatrical experience. 

Night of the Eagle/Burn, Witch, Burn! (1962)

 I initially discovered  Night of the Eagle/Burn, Witch, Burn!(1962) on a list of folk horror films that I was working through during my annual October horror binge but for one reason or another it never made my final viewing list. Folk horror is an elusive genre to define and I might consider Night to be closer to a supernatural thriller but there are folk magic elements to be sure. I wish I had gotten to it sooner as it’s a smartly written, well performed film that almost has the feel of an expanded Twilight Zone — pitting a rationalist worldview against a superstitious one. This balance between rational thought and the supernatural is not dissimilar to the Jacques Tourneur/Val Lewton films — I Walked with a Zombie or Cat People — though the overall mood is perhaps closer to early Hammer Horror. 

 I’m not terribly familiar with director Sidney Hayers feature film work outside of his 1971 giallo-adjacent thriller Assault though he directed multiple episodes of televisions series from my childhood (Knight Rider, Magnum P.I., T.J. Hooker, etc). I am much more familiar with the writers - Richard Matheson, Charles Beaumont, George Baxt, and naturally Fritz Leiber who wrote the novel inspiring the screenplay. The film came to be through Matheson and Beaumont collaborating on an adaptation of Leiber’s novel — The Conjure Wife — which they then sold to American International Pictures. AIP passed the project to Anglo-Amalgamated — best known for the Carry On series but notably produced Peeping Tom, A Kind of Loving, and The Tomb of Ligeia among others —  and the New England setting of Leiber’s novel was transposed to England. The film was titled Night of the Eagle in England and released with the title Burn, Witch, Burn! in the US with the addition of an “invocation against evil” at the top of the film performed by prolific voice actor Paul Frees. 

Peter Wyngarde plays psychology professor Norman Taylor and the film opens during his lecture on the perils of belief in the supernatural — a scene somewhat inverting Christopher Lee’s witchcraft lecture in the Baxt penned City of the Dead (1960). Taylor is an up and coming member of the faculty with a beautiful wife — Tansy played by Janet Blair, a beach cottage, and the adoration of his students. Taylor’s ascendence seems to inspire not a little professional jealousy from his colleagues but he seems relatively oblivious to their gossiping. Tansy seems more acutely aware of their precarious social position and following a scene in which she frantically searches the house for a talisman, Taylor realizes she is practicing a kind of folk magic learned during their trip to Jamaica to ensure his prosperity and well-being. Taylor refuses to believe his wife that malign forces are posed against them and will not tolerate the supernatural practice so he forces Tansy to round up all of the occult artifacts in their home and subsequently burns them. Almost immediately things take a turn for Taylor — they receive a strange phone call during the night, he’s nearly hit by a truck on his way to school, and most grievously he faces an accusation of rape from one of his formerly devoted students. Tansy — intuiting the severity of the situation — dedicates her life to a ritual that will supposedly protect Taylor from future harm and nearly drowns. Taylor is able to save her via a detour into superstitious territory of his own — but the returned Tansy is in a zombie-like trance state. The source of these mysterious forces is determined and the wildly stylistic finale involves more witchcraft, fire, hypnosis, and yes — eagle attacks!

Night of the Eagle is rife with ominous dread — furtive glances and the stone eagles of the university campus loom in the background like harbingers of a dark fate — yet remains at least somewhat understated. While suspicious occurrences take center stage, there’s enough plausible deniability that the conflict between Taylor’s skepticism and Tansy’s belief doesn’t seem purely ridiculous. Night of the Eagle isn’t as ambiguous as 1963’s The Haunting but there’s enough to question whether supernatural forces are at work or if we’re seeing the results of psychological torment and trauma. It perhaps unfortunately casts the conflict between logic and superstition as inherently male and female but overall the film seems much more sympathetic to its women characters — certainly Tansy at any rate. The performances are quite good all around with Wyngarde and Blair — despite mostly being known for her musical comedies — having a good rapport. Margaret Johnston — who had a rather abbreviated acting career — has several excellent scenes and Colin Gordon takes a fun, lighter turn as her somewhat clueless husband. All in all Night of the Eagle/Burn, Witch, Burn!(1962) is a well acted, atmospheric occult thriller with some inspired directorial flourishes.

Best New to Me - September 2021

 Despite some travel and just being swamped at work I managed to watch quite of few movies over the last month - I watched a bunch of shorts which is a little unusual and I feel like I kicked off spooky season in a pretty major way. I also managed to join some live streams which isn't my usual way to watch stuff but was really enjoyable. Here's the my favorite new-to-me watches over the past month. 

Blonde Death (1984) - James Robert Baker's ferocious takedown of suburban California and straight society in general. It's shot on video but the filmmaking and especially the writing are genuinely terrific. This has been on my watchlist forever and I actually pulled myself out of bed to catch it online after seeing something on instagram. Worth it! 

Lips of Blood (1975) - I am not overly familiar with Jean Rollin's filmography - when I was first digging into more European horror I was more interested in the gory goods than vampire vixens. I'm so glad I caught this though - pervasive atmosphere of strangeness and disintegration along with striking visuals. I'm not entirely sure what happened but I liked it.

Son of the White Mare (1981) - I've been meaning to catch this Hungarian animated film since the restoration was announced a couple years ago. It's an absolutely stunning achievement - the animation is brilliant and yet I can spend hours looking at individual frames and compositions. 

Ozone (1995) - This is just too much fun. I will always love the super-weirdo outsider SOV films but this is a truly ambitious, well made action/horror/sci-fi mashup that happens to have a microbudget. If you're SOV curious - this might be a good jumping off point. 

Scary Tales (1993) - At some point while watching Scary Tales my wife walked in and asked me if this was a real movie that I paid money for. Of course it is...and so much more. No budget, hyper regional horror anthology. Baltimore forever!

Paperhouse (1988) - British kindertrauma from the director of the original Candyman. I found this really struck a chord with me in how it flatly presents a kind of dreamscape energy that reminds me of my own brain movies. 

Possibly in Michigan (1983) - I know this one went viral a few years back but I barely know what tic-tock is so please be patient with me. Surreal, creepy 80s video art that both reminds me of and is better than contemporary attempts to make creepy 80s video art. Malls, masked men, casios, and cannibalism.

The Adventures of the Mutilator, Hero of the Wasteland (1991) - Combined with its sequel, Mutilator takes all the promise of all the kickass Italian post-apocalyptic movie poster art and delivers on it in under 10 minutes. Fist of the North Star meets Heavy Metal meets a 12-year-old's fevered imagination.

Beyond the Door III (1989) - I confess I have not seen the first two films but in the grand tradition of Italian sequels that have nothing to do with their predecessors - it does not matter! Folk horror premise meets Stephen King-esque possessed train meets late 80s Italian insanity. It literally goes off the rails.

Jumbo (2020) - I'm willing to accept that there's not a lot of depth here but this is the story of a woman in love with an amusement park ride. I really loved it.

Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo (1995) - The set up for this is the flimsiest of Evil Dead rip-offs but there's chili-demons, a stop motion wendigo, and Ron Asheton so why wouldn't you watch this?

Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981) - I always thought this was more of a slasher movie but it's really a fantastic psycho-sexual thriller with a magnificently unhinged performance by the legendary Susan Tyrrell. 

Penitentiary II (1982) - Not as gritty as the first film but also features Mr. T dressed like a genie, a Klique performance, and evil Ernie Hudson. The finale is tremendous. I believe in apple pie! I believe in Too Sweet!

Fortress (1985) - I'd be lying if I said there are no issues with this one but the tone of the ending really surprised me. Not to be missed if you're an Ozploitation fan.

Sole Survivor (1984) - This needs a proper disc release! Really cool (cold), hostile, atmospheric thriller that reminded me a little of It Follows even if it isn't much like that movie.

Alabama's Ghost (1973) - I actually watched this and Hobbs' film The Godmonster of Indian Flats this past month and they're both uniquely weird regional films. Alabama's Ghost is the age old tale of a nightclub janitor that discovers a cache of magical items (and drugs) and uses them to become an international celebrity with the help of a cabal of rock n' roll vampires. Also, there's an elephant.

Wasted Weekend - 10.1.21

 Welcome to Wasted Weekend! Welcome to October! This is undoubtedly my favorite month for candy shopping, pet accoutrement acquisition, home décor choices, and movie watching. I never have a shortage of stuff to watch the rest of the year but it's extra fun when more people are getting in the spirit of things and various streaming services give up the spooky goods. I will probably keep the focus keenly on horror films this October but there will be some other movies to yap about so these will be particularly overstuffed watchlists.

I do a horror movie challenge every October where I watch at least 31 horror movies - however this year I'm finally participating in Cinemonster's HoopTober Challenge over on Letterboxd. I had a lot of fun putting my list together so please check it out if you want some inspiration for your own watching or merely wish to judge me silently. Another new wrinkle for me this year is that I'm participating in the Unsung Horrors podcast #HorrorGivesBack fundraiser where I will pledge to donate at least one dollar for every movie I watch this month to the Trevor Project - a suicide prevention and crisis intervention organization for LGBTQ youth. If you've got the ability I'd highly recommend joining this effort or make donations based on your movie watching to the charity of your choice. The Unsung Horror folks did a great list of prompts for ideas this month if you need yet further inspiration.

The horror films are starting to flow like pumpkin spice from just about every streaming service around and it's the beginning of the month so there is much to discuss!

The first big news in streaming is that Kino Lorber has started a new, free, ad-supported site called Kino Cult. As you can imagine, there is some overlap with existing libraries but after rooting around on their site for a bit I think I found some items that aren't particularly represented other places. Kino's been in the eurocult game either via their own discs or doing distribution for other companies and that's well reflected in their initial offerings.

Hatchet for the Honeymoon - There are a bunch of excellent Mario Bava offerings on Kino Cult but for whatever reason Hatchet  has been one of the harder ones to come by. It may not be one of Bava's more celebrated films but I'll watch the maestro's compositions any time.

The Nude Vampire - Again, there are several Jean Rollin films on Kino but this is the one that seems hardest to track down at the moment. It's only his second feature and I noticed it gets a cheeky reference in the excellent Lips of Blood so I'm looking forward to it. 

The most extensive collection of eurocult films that don't seem to be elsewhere are those from Jess Franco. A Virgin Among the Living Dead, Female Vampire, and The Diabolical Dr. Z are all films that I had been struggling to find outside of physical copy (which I love but I can't always buy everything) or dicey transfers on YouTube. All in all this seems like a really promising start and I would love to see some of the harder to find non-horror titles from Kino find their way to streaming - Road to Salina  for instance.

I confess that I'm a bit of an Arrow fanboy, I think their streaming service is excellent, and they are still offering a 30 day free trial for the curious. Arrow is doing 31 days of horror film choices if you want to hand over the controls to someone else - it looks like they will have some good stuff to offer. Personally I'm more interested in their curated Shocktober Essentials lists which break down some of their catalogue into categories like "gore" or "giallo." A couple notable things they're offering new this week is slow burn Ozploitation chiller Patrick and 80s slasher The Initiation which if nothing else offers some Clu Gulager action and who doesn't love that?

Tubi usually has great horror offerings year round but the recently added Alison's Birthday is another Australian film I've been meaning to catch up to. This one is actually getting a physical release as part of Severin's massively wonderful folk horror box set but if you need a preview or couldn't commit to the set, Tubi's got you.

I started watching the occasional shot on video movie mostly because of October movie challenges and now not only do I include them in my annual binging but I watch them throughout the year. I would highly recommend you open your heart (and risk your mind) to some SOV action this October and while I'm not entirely certain that Things is where you should start it will certainly give you a hearty dose of the outsider, murderdrone vibes that resonate so strongly with some of us. Things was recently added to shudder but is on Tubi as well.

It wasn't my intention to get into non-horror movies this month but I had to make a note of some great movies cropping up. So this is for the non-horror people or for you to file in your notes when you have the time. 10 to Midnight is back up on Prime - it's definitely not horror but you could make the argument that it's at least slasher adjacent. A naked karate killer is dispensing with young women and Charlie Bronson is definitely too old for this shit. Midnight is crammed with cop movie clichés but it's Bronson and J. Lee Thompson so it totally works.  PlutoTV just added one of the great vet-sploitation movies - Rolling Thunder - featuring William Devane and Tommy Lee Jones as a pair of army buddies getting brutal vengeance on the pack of thugs who killed Devane's family (and shoved his hand down a garbage disposal). HBO Max has added a lot of good stuff this month but I wanted to mention a trio of outstanding neo-noir films The Yakuza, The Long Good Friday, and Night Moves - the latter of which you can hear me ramble about on The Trylove Podcast. They also added bittersweet heist comedy Going in Style which like many 70s films featuring Art Carney I can't beseech you enough to seek out.

Wasted Weekend - 9.24.21

 Hello friends. Between work and travel I haven't had a lot of time to blog but I'm back and there were a few things bouncing around streaming that I thought I might draw your eyeballs to. I've already kicked off my HoopTober challenge but am still finding time to watch non-spooky movies as well. I've got a mix of things to talk about so whether you're looking for things for your own October viewing or fitting in some non-horror viewing before the big binge, I hope to have you covered.

Do you like screaming? Do you like machine gun fire? How about the combination of screaming and machine gun fire? If the answer is "yes" then please let me direct you to Bruno Mattei's Rambo-sploitation duo Strike Commando and Strike Commando 2 . Severin released discs for these a little while ago and I do love Italians running around the Philippines blowing stuff up. Sure the actor playing the lead changes between films but that's probably the least crazy thing on offer from the fertile minds of Mattei and co-writer/nonsense master Claudio Fargasso. These films don't have the sci-fi angle of the Mattei helmed Robowar but promise similar dumb-but-fun good times. Both of these are currently streaming on Tubi and Prime

I had the good fortune to catch a screening of Frederic Hobbs' Godmonster of Indian Flats recently and it was exactly the kind of hyper-regional, scrappy, low-budget American exploitation movie I've grown to love over the years. Unfortunately I missed out on Hobbs' somewhat more obscure film from the same year (1973) Alabama's Ghost. The tale of a nightclub janitor who stumbles on the personal effects of a powerful magician and uses them to become a popular nightclub celebrity. Of course dabbling with the dark arts comes with a price and Alabama finds himself entangled with voodoo, a vampire cult, and an elephant for some reason. I don't believe this has gotten a release since VHS but a rip of that tape is currently streaming on Prime if you're down for some regional zaniness.

Speaking of regional zaniness, on the opposite coast from Hobbs low budget filmmaker and playwright Andy Milligan was churning out frequently sadistic sex and gore packed weirdness including 1970s Torture Dungeon. My own experience with Milligan is limited to Fleshpot on 42nd Street which I really liked so I would definitely be curious to see his take on a period piece. Torture Dungeon interestingly enough seems to draw a lot of comparisons to Game of Thrones due to it's royal intrigue and...well...torture and stuff. Check it out on Tubi

I realize I'm not keeping things too classy in this week's installment but for those of you who want "professionally" made movies for some reason I noticed that Guillermo del Toro's masterful ghost story The Devil's Backbone is currently on Prime. Seriously, if you haven't seen The Devil's Backbone or like me haven't seen it in some time - check it out - it will make for great October viewing and won't cause your friends and relatives to ask you if it's a "real" movie like some of these other suggestions.

That's what I've got this week, go watch a movie already!